Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

2097/2130

Mike Matei isn't very good at Smite

[Mia]

2098/2130

But Daniel Negreanu is very good at poker

[Mia]

2099/2130

Phil Hellmuth is my favorite poker player because he's entertaining

[Mia]

2100/2130

I know he's a sore loser, but that's one of the reasons why

[Mia]

2101/2130

Because it highlights his big personality

[Mia]

2102/2130

Poker is boring to watch most of the time unless I see Daniel Negreanu or Phil Hellmuth playing

[Mia]

2103/2130

Now I just have to switch the 0 and 3 around

[Mia]

2104/2130

How do you wake up Lady Gaga

[Mia]

2105/2130

You drop a rotary phone on her head

[Mia]

2106/2130

Or just set her alarm until the beeping wakes her up

[Mia]

2107/2130

Everyone hates beeping appliances, but we need one to wake us up

[Mia]

2108/2130

Maybe that's why we hate them, cause we get woken up out of peaceful sleeping because of one

[Mia]

2109/2130

Sleeping is one of those things that you either do or don't

[Mia]

2110/2130

That made literally 0 sense

[Mia]

2111/2130

This is worse than reading youtube comments

[Mia]

2112/2130

This is worse than Panic at the Disco

[Mia]

2113/2130

This is worse than an episode of Family Guy

[Mia]

2114/2130

This is worse than the Da Vinci Code, both the novel by Dan Brown and the film

[Mia]

2115/2130

This is worse than everything that has ever existed

[Mia]

2116/2130

Why is Mystery always spewing nonsense lately