Let's get this thread to a million pages!

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 6:45 AM

I don't care about being the best spammer, but just know that I spammed 2000+ posts in one sitting on several occasions back on Acid Forums

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 6:48 AM

Back in the good old days when people would actually have reasonable conversations with me without resorting to petty name calling like calling me cringy or a loser

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 6:49 AM

I would give anything to go back to the year 2017 and relive those 2 years of my life again

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 6:50 AM

Jobs can kiss my ass, I would retire tomorrow if I had the funds to do so

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 6:51 AM

But noooo, we need pieces of paper in order to function in society, which means we have to spend most of our lives slaving away at a mind numbing dead end job

**Mia**

The company I work for could be eliminated tomorrow and it wouldn't affect anything in the world on even the most microscopic ways

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 6:53 AM

It's literally just a company that helps people gamble. There's already tens of thousands of those

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 6:54 AM

At least food retail is serving the public, I'm just helping people waste their pieces of paper they slaved for at THEIR mind numbing dead end jobs

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 6:55 AM

This is jobs in a nutshell

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 6:57 AM

Actually no, this video is much more fitting:

This is EXACTLY what life is. It's so ****ing depressing

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 6:58 AM

Except I don't even have someone asking me to come to bed

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 7:00 AM

But maybe I'm getting a bit nihilistic, I have no idea

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 7:01 AM

As a kid, I thought those scenes were funny

Now, I relate to it 100 percent

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 7:02 AM

Every week is "Don't worry Mystery, I'm sure next week will go better!"

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 7:04 AM

I don't know if I relate more with Squidward, or Stanley from The Office

They both have a very similar personality, except Stanley gets happy far more often. Usually when going home from his mind numbing dead end job is mentioned.

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 7:05 AM

But Stanley does lose his temper at his boss, which I can say I haven't done yet.

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 7:12 AM

I'm gonna eat some pizza while I watch The Orville, and get hit right in the feels now that I know my favorite celebrity of all time finished his voice lines months prior to his passing

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 7:13 AM

Pepperoni pizza, baby

It's gonna taste good as hell, it's made entirely from scratch

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 7:14 AM

And before anyone asks, yes it's plant-based

**Mia** · 2nd June 2022, 7:16 AM

Pizza hut can kiss my patootie