Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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I'm not evil, I promise. Just the page number is.

[Mia]

It's just there in the air.

[Mia]

We got a theory about magic and miracles.

[Mia]

I saw a pelican at the beach last week.

[Mia]

It tried to eat my cell phone.

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While it was running away, I chased after it with a bullwhip.

[Mia]

And then I turned into Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

[Mia]

The pelican knocked a boulder off a hill and the boulder started rolling towards me.

[Mia]

So I sidestepped the boulder with an epic dive to the left.

[Mia]

That's when I realized the boulder was rolling towards a village of Yoshis.

[Mia]

So I phoned up the Yoshi mayor and warned them to evacuate their citizens.

[Mia]

But the mayor was asleep, that's when I realized what I had to do.

[Mia]

I hopped into a B-17 Bomber produced by Mattel back in the 80s.



Warning: swears

[Mia]

And I bombed that boulder into a thousand pieces.

[Mia]

That's when a giant chunk of amethyst came out of the boulder.

[Mia]

I took it to Pawn Stars and they said the best they could give me was $5 and not a penny more.

[Mia]

So I took their $5 and invested in 50 shares of SHLDQ stock.

[Mia]

Well at least, I tried to. A gypsy woman pulled me aside and asked me for $5 because she was homeless.

[Mia]

She had a good singing voice, so I gave it to her.

[Mia]

That's when a blacksmith ran up to me and said "get some help".