Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

That's when I slipped on the floor and threatened to sue.

[Mia]

And the final boss said "Wait, don't sue! I'll give you unlimited breadsticks with the purchase of a meal!"

[Mia]

And you know me, how could I resist such a tantalizing offer?

[Mia]

That's when I bought a spaghetti with marinara, and started chowing down on breadsticks.

[Mia]

The breadsticks were good, I probably ate two dozen of them.

[Mia]

Then on their TV, I noticed something: It was an episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

[Mia]

And the million dollar question was...



In 1718, which pirate died in battle off the coast of what is now North Carolina?

A. Calico Jack
B. Blackbeard
C. Bartholomew Roberts
D. Captain Kidd

[Mia]

Being the smart cookie that I am, I knew the answer was Blackbeard.

[Mia]

Too bad I wasn't on the show that night, because the contestant walked away with the half a million.

[Mia]

As I left Olive Garden, I noticed something.

[Mia]

This wasn't a truthful storytelling at all! This was just nonsense that I came up with to fill up spam posts!

[Mia]

And it worked, as well. We had gained an extra 3 pages out of it.

[Mia]

That's when Mia decided that Mia could talk in the third person.

[Mia]

There's no telling what kind of mischief I could get into with that.

[Mia]

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and get real high.

[Mia]

So I turned on the TV and watched the DVD logo bounce around the screen.

[Mia]

I watched it for hours hoping that just once, it would go right into the corner.

[Mia]

But it never did. Legends say that DVD logo has never hit the corner.

[Mia]

I'm out of things to talk about.

[Different]

But I kept hearing these really loud crunching noises coming from way over on the other side.

Tbh with you, I don't know how people make a living doing this for YouTube 😂 You gotta have balls of steel to do stuff like this just for content. People asked him to do it too, I bet.