Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

New page, new post, new song, new gif

[Mia]

What would you do if your neighbors bought a jacuzzi and didn't invite you to use it?

[Mia]

And then their Rottweiler got loose and started BITING YOUR LEG?

[Mia]

And then lightning strikes a nearby tree and CRUSHES YOUR OTHER LEG?

[Mia]

And then your crush comes by and says "eww" and CRUSHES YOUR HEART?

[Mia]

And then your boss calls you and tells you if you don't come in to work tomorrow YOU WILL BE FIRED!

[Mia]

And then your phone dies, and you notice a SEAL THAT ESCAPED FROM A NEARBY ZOO starts ATTACKING THE NEIGHBOR!

[Mia]

I have to imagine these 30 guests are seeing where I'm going with this hypothetical

[Mia]

Just you wait, I have only just gotten started

[Mia]

Then a prankster throws a BALLOON FILLED WITH ACID AT YOU and uploads it to TikTok!

[Mia]

And then a blacksmith comes by and tells the neighbors to GET SOME HELP!

[Mia]

And then the blacksmith's gorilla lifts the tree off of your leg and CHASES AFTER YOUR NEIGHBOR!

[Mia]

Do you CALL THE COPS? Do you LAUGH AT YOUR NEIGHBOR? Do you FIND YOUR CRUSH AND EXPLAIN? Do you GET IN THE JACUZZI? Do you TACKLE THE TIKTOK PRANKSTER TO THE FLOOR? Do you EXPLAIN TO YOUR BOSS WHAT HAPPENED?

[Mia]

Do you keep talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic so that no one has a chance to interrupt you?

[Mia]

Do you ask what drugs Mia was on when she came up with that hypothetical?

[Mia]

If happiness is a drug, then I'm addicted

[Mia]

oooOOOooo

[Mia]

https://youtu.be/GoC5DkFLgJY?si=8la_mQraqUZ9qk-K&t=21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImSoA_fAVL4

[Mia]

I'm interested in most phases of data processing

[Mia]

I need a pencil