Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

Maybe I should dust off some oldies

[Mia]

Hey Mia, want to go to the Pastrytown Mall?

[Mia]

Is that the mall with just a JC Penney?

[Mia]

No no, there's still a mall fountain and a khlav kalash kiosk

[Mia]

Oh cool! I want a khlav kalash and a crab juice!

[Mia]

Then let's go, what are we waiting for?

[Mia]

Welcome to Pastrytown Mall! Can I interest you in a khlav kalash?

[Mia]

Don't you think it's ironic that Pastytown Mall has no pastries?

[Mia]

I don't sell pastries, only khlav kalash!

[Mia]

Oh... I thought khlav kalash was a pastry... I don't want one now.

[Mia]

Well then let's go check out the mall fountain!

[Mia]

I don't leave kiosk! I stay here and sell khlav kalash!

[Mia]

I wasn't talking to you, numbskull!

[Mia]

Wait, what's going on over there?

[Mia]

Oh, it's just the resident raccoon and tabby cat having a crab juice.

[Mia]

Yes! I sell them crab juice! Buttons and Maxwell are wealthy entrepreneurs!

[Mia]

So what are they doing in a run down mall with one store and a kiosk???

[Mia]

I think they were considering purchasing the mall and revamping it!

[Mia]

Now that would be a sight to see! Imagine a mall filled with trash cans and balls of yarn!

[Mia]

That sounds like an odor that I don't want to smell.