Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

You keep a security camera in the bathroom??? What is wrong with you???

[Mia]

Gus the Gator: Look pal, I'm a gator. My standards for ethical practices are pretty low.

[Mia]

Why can't you be more like Buttons and Maxwell over there? Look, Maxwell's even wearing a suit and tie!

[Mia]

Gus the Gator: Yeah yeah, why can't the gators be more like the raccoons of the world? Stealing garbage and causing a raucous!

[Mia]

Maxwell the Raccoon: Excuse me, but I can hear you talking about me.

[Mia]

Gus the Gator: Nice suit! Did you dig that out of a dumpster recently?

[Mia]

Maxwell the Raccoon: That's pretty high talk for a public urinator.

[Mia]

Buttons the Cat: Fellas, stop fighting! Here Gus, care for a crab juice?

[Mia]

Gus the Gator: Stop patronizing me! I don't want your stinkin' crab juice!

[Mia]

Hey Mia, let's sneak out of here. This mall is more like a zoo.

[Mia]

Aww, but I was enjoying the show! * sips crab juice *

[Mia]

Seriously??? Why did you buy that???

[Mia]

Because the alternative was Mountain Dew.

[Mia]

Fair enough. Let's get out of here before the animals come to blows.

[Mia]

And that ends the story of me going to the mall with myself

[Mia]

I could write a whole book about going to the mall to be honest

[Mia]

But would anyone read it, that is the question

[Mia]

I highly doubt very many people would find it interesting

[Mia]

I made over 100 chat posts by myself

[Mia]

I'm just waiting for my boyfriend to come home