Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

I haven't had marshmallow anything in so long

[Mia]

Now that we've reached a new page, I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty

[Mia]

If you call right now, I'll triple the offer! Just pay separate shipping and handling

[Mia]

Just call 555-USUK now and we'll throw in a free hat!

[Mia]

Nothing will happen if you call that, it's a fake phone number

[Mia]

Anything starting with 555 is a phony! A big fat phony!

[Mia]

I joined JV2 over 5 years ago

[Mia]

5 years ago was such a completely different time

[Mia]

It feels like ancient history at this point

[Mia]

Maybe because 3 of those years went by incredibly slow for me

[Mia]

Like a snail riding a turtle riding a sloth, that slow

[Mia]

What am I even talking about, I have no idea

[Mia]

This is what happens when I have no one to chat with

[Mia]

I devolve into nonsensical ramblings

[Mia]

But what so I chat about anymore? I am really not sure

[Mia]

That is probably a sign to just stop altogether

[Mia]

But wait, it's almost the end of a page

[Mia]

So I might as well chat until I reach it

[Mia]

Chatty chatty bang bang, doo-doo-doo

[Mia]

Oh my goodness gracious me