Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

I just want enough to live on the interest

[Mia]

I dont think that's too much to ask for

[Mia]

A moose walks into a bar and the bartender says

[Mia]

"Hey, we don't serve mooses in here!"

[Mia]

And the moose says "Actually it's 'moose', not 'mooses'. The plural word is spelled the same."

[Mia]

And the bartender says "Oh, my mistake. Can I get you a bourbon?"

[Mia]

And the moose says "Actually, I'm more of a whisky kind of moose."

[Mia]

And then the whisky loosens up the moose

[Mia]

The moose is loose, better call someone

[Mia]

I'm gonna call jg Wentworth cause I need cash now

[Mia]

All I need is one lump sum of 1.6 million dollars

[Mia]

And then I reach another new page

[Mia]

What kind of nonsense will this page get filled with

[Mia]

Let's ask the audience. Using your keypads, vote now

[Mia]

Wow, an astonishing 69 percent of people said Mia is a lunatic

[Mia]

That's lower than I expected, to be honest

[Mia]

What if dogs meowed and cats barked

[Mia]

It's probably a walrus

[Mia]

Neigh, whinny, a horse does not go whinny

[Mia]

What am I doing with my life