Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

13709 hammers

How about Taco Jack's? They have some great potato poofies!

[Mia]

13710 hammers

Alright sure, but where are we gonna sit? This mall is packed!

[Mia]

13711 hammers

I think there's a table over by the giant dragon statue.

[Mia]

13712 hammers

"What? Statue? I'm an actual dragon! My name is Reginald!"

[Mia]

13713 hammers

Mia, this dragon statue is talking to me!!! I'm freaking out!

[Mia]

13714 hammers

That's not a statue, you nitwit! How could a statue be eating a Medium Mac from McRonald's?

[Mia]

13715 hammers

"Yeah, I'll have you know I'm quite a well respected lawyer! Hmmmph!"

[Mia]

13716 hammers

A dragon lawyer? Who would his client be, a princess from his lair?

[Mia]

13717 hammers

Why do you care so much about the logic behind this dragon???

[Mia]

13718 hammers

Because I like things to make sense! Is that a crime?

[Mia]

13719 hammers

"No, it's not a crime. I should know, I'm a lawyer. RAAAAAWWWWRRRR"

[Mia]

13720 hammers

Hey, you just burnt my taco with your stupid dragon breath! Come on Mia, we're leaving!

[Mia]

13721 hammers

But we still have 15 more pages to go!

[Mia]

13722 hammers

Well there's a Kaitlyn's, wanna get your ears pierced?

[Mia]

13723 hammers

Nuh-uh, I wanna go to the New Navy and spend $139 on one pair of jeans!

[Mia]

13724 hammers

Bruh, look at these jeans! Who's paying $139 for jeans with holes in them??? Mia? Where did you go?

[Mia]

13725 hammers

"That'll be $831.94! And will that be cash or card?"

[Mia]

13726 hammers

Mia, what in the H are you doing??? You can't afford that!

[Mia]

13727 hammers

It's okay, I'll just tell the bank I'll pay it in my next life!

[Mia]

13728 hammers

"I'm sorry, your card has been rejected. Do you have another way to pay?"