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Yeah, I'll pay you in wisdom: If 3 out of 10 accidents are caused by drunk drivers, that means 7 out of 10 accidents are caused by sober people. So if you wanna get home safely, you're more than twice as likely to get home drunk driving!
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Mia, I... That is possibly the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
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30th April 2026, 10:46 PM
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"Yeah, I'm gonna have to contact my lawyer Reginald to come deal with you. I don't feel comfortable having you in my store."
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Wait, the dragon statue is your lawyer??? That's that jerk that burnt my taco!!!
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Mia, for the last time, he wasn't a statue!!! Good grief...
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30th April 2026, 10:48 PM
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Well let's just leave before he flies over here to lecture me.
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30th April 2026, 10:49 PM
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And thus concludes my mall story, I hope you enjoyed
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6 pages down, 14 to go
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30th April 2026, 10:50 PM
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Idk if anyone will read that, but yeah
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I had fun chatting, and that's all that matters
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30th April 2026, 10:51 PM
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Now I am officially out of things to talk about
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But I kept it going for a good while
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30th April 2026, 10:53 PM
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You what?
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30th April 2026, 10:55 PM
(30th April 2026, 10:54 PM)Mia Wrote: 13744 hammers
You what?
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30th April 2026, 10:56 PM
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