Copypastas

[bls1999]

Post your favorite copypastas here!

[Zelante]

What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare and I’m the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with precision the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) words. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can get away with saying that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to me over the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Think again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) across the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is being ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) right now so you better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You’re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), anytime, and I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you in over seven hundred ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and that’s just with my bare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Not only am I extensively trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) combat, but I have access to the entire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of the United States ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) off the face of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) comment was about to bring down upon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), maybe you would have held your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fury all over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in it. You’re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

[Rank]

That's all besides the point if you were to switch this situation around to a real life one. If he would have done that to her irl my proper etiquette would have been to smash his face into the pavement. Considering that, I think the current scenario ended a lot better for him.

And even if they weren't lies, your words can't reach the soul of a person who has no soul. Think about that before wasting your efforts on me.

[gemj]

Mate mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll ~ing bite your face off and shove it up your ~hole you little ~head, you little ~ing knob. You were talking about the whispering maybe you should stop whispering yourself first you little ~ing mummy's boy now shut your mouth and ~ off ~head. You know something you little ~ing muppet I'll tell you where I live, I live in ~ING Birmingham, Smethwick, you little ~ing bic-~head FIND OUT WHERE IT IS, YEAH. COME BIRMINGHAM and I'll BITE YOUR ~ING FACE OFF. I WILL ~ YOU UP ~HEAD I WILL ~ YOU UP YOU LITTLE KNOB YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE. I'M A ~ING BIG MAN YOU LITTLE ~ING ~HEAD. I'M COMING FOR YOU, BIG MAN SIX FOOT, BIG ~ STOCKY MAN, SO COME SMETHWICK, AND I'LL BITE YOUR ~ING FACE OFF. YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE, SO NEXT TIME CHECK YOUR MESSAGES YOURSELF YOU ~ING ~HEAD What did i ~ing shout at you down the mic for, playing your ~ing mouth, mate, to my bro man. You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to ~ING brawl. COME down, Smethwick, ask for Danny G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR ~ING LEGS! YOU LITTLE ~! HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, ~ING SAYING?! COME BIRMINGHAM AND I WILL ~ YOU UP, COME BIRMINGHAM NOW, AND I WILL ~ YOU UP! I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE?! I LIVE IN ~ING SMETHWICK, NOW COME, AND I'LL KILL YAH. What's my problem? What's my problem? You, is my ~ing problem. Shut your ~ing mouth I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL COME AND ~ YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. SHUT THE ~ UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM GEEZER, I AM A ~ING MONSTER. DON'T ~ ME ABOUT AND I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL ~ YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE. COME TO MY HOUSE, SMETHWICK, COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE'LL SEE WHO KNOCKS WHO OUT MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR ~ING FACE. SERIOUSLY MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, I WILL BREAK YOU OPEN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE ~. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 17 YOU LITTLE KNOBHEAD. I'VE GOT ~ING KIDS OLDER THAN YOU MAN, I GOT KIDS THAT WILL ~ YOU UP YOU ~HEAD.

@Stxtics wonderful representation of your country

[Stxtics]

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[Camer the Dragon]

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