18th April 2022, 10:04 AM
(18th April 2022, 8:41 AM)Mystery Wrote: I say we break their neck. While they're immobilized on the ground, we bust their head open with a brick. While they're unconscious, we cut their legs off with a chainsaw. We repair all the wounds so they don't bleed out, then give them a permanent allergic reaction. That allergic reaction will force them to eat food through a straw for eternity. After enduring all of that trauma, I find it only fitting to give them one hearty slap on the back, breaking it for the rest of their life.
Damn, you are one cold-hearted person lol. The only problem with this statement is that you wouldn't be the one, dealing out this level of punishment; you would be on the receiving end, unfortunately. That's the only way to get the 💰