Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

It's another new fantabulous page brought to you buy Mia's inane ramblings

[Mia]

Imagine if someone came in right now and started chatting with me

[Mia]

And they were like "Haha, your mall story was so funny and interesting"

[Mia]

"And you're so funny and interesting and I own a book publishing company"

[Mia]

"And I will turn all of your ramblings into a book and sell a million copies"

[Mia]

"And when you have a million dollars you'll finally know what it's like to be Maxwell the Raccoon"

[Mia]

"Then you can jump into a room of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck"

[Mia]

"Then you can be some kind of weird raccoon duck hybrid"

[Mia]

"And you'd be like, ooh, I found bread in this trash can!"

[Mia]

"Cause ducks like trash cans and raccoons like bread"

[Mia]

"Wait, I think I got those backwards"

[Mia]

"Why isn't Mia stepping in and telling me to stop?"

[Mia]

Because it's amusing to watch you befuddle your words.

[Mia]

"You're a real piece of work, you know that"

[Mia]

All work and no play makes Mia something something.

[Mia]

Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!

[Mia]

A parallelogram is a shape with opposite sides that are parallel and have the same length

[Mia]

Almost the end of the page again =)

[Mia]

That's a great filler post if I do say so myself

[Mia]

That's like a marshmallow filling, that's how great it is