29th September 2023, 6:19 PM
(29th September 2023, 4:34 PM)Different Wrote: Ha! They told me that you were a bodyguard and a chauffeur. So, every time we visit a dangerous city like New Orleans, you're going to take a stray bullet for me. Also, you'll be taking me to the Super Bowl as well. So, get some spring into your step and buy two front row tickets for $6k each ($12k coming out of your life's savings). Of course you'll have plenty of time to bulk up in the gym by then. I need you at 240-245lbs by then 😂
That's not what happened, it sounds like you have your information incorrect. I'm not surprised. You were so plastered, you could barely tell your left foot from your right foot. Let me help refresh your memory. There you were in your shop, drunk as usual. Probably working on one of your new robots. When some 6'2" blonde bombshell named Natalie came in. She was wearing an elegant red dress and Prada pumps. You can't believe your eyes. You huff on your glasses, and put them back on. Yep, still a blonde bombshell. "Excuse me sir, do you know where the nearest mall is?" She asks in a French accent. "Sure, if you go 6 blocks south of here, you should see one on your left." you say, looking flustered. She responds, "Hey, thanks a lot. Have fun with your girl robots", then leaves.