29th September 2023, 6:47 PM
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(29th September 2023, 6:19 PM)Mia Wrote: That's not what happened, it sounds like you have your information incorrect. I'm not surprised. You were so plastered, you could barely tell your left foot from your right foot. Let me help refresh your memory. There you were in your shop, drunk as usual. Probably working on one of your new robots. When some 6'2" blonde bombshell named Natalie came in. She was wearing an elegant red dress and Prada pumps. You can't believe your eyes. You huff on your glasses, and put them back on. Yep, still a blonde bombshell. "Excuse me sir, do you know where the nearest mall is?" She asks in a French accent. "Sure, if you go 6 blocks south of here, you should see one on your left." you say, looking flustered. She responds, "Hey, thanks a lot. Have fun with your girl robots", then leaves.
Lmfao! 😂 I forgot you were a fantastic storyteller. Well, the only thing is that I was drunk during the party, but that's it. You still gotta take me to the Super Bowl, remember? I told you to stay off that weed because it's messing with your memory. Damn, Natalie is 6'2? 👀 Tall girl 🤔 The part about you being a bodyguard and chauffeur is actually true; same thing with Natalie (somewhat). You see, Natalie is actually my side piece. So, she just comes along whenever I need someone to hook up with who's got a thick rack and a fat 🍑 ass.
I'd like to invite you to the next TedTalk to give your presentation about how someone can learn the art of storytelling. Of course you'll need to polish my shoes and walk the dog, first. Hopefully that'll jog your memory back home and detox you from smoking too much weed.