Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

How about a movie where a leaf blower comes to life and starts killing people?

[Different]

Probably a good thing. You're not missing anything, bro. Let's just say that the producers screwed some people over (especially the bad guy).

[Mia]

We could call it Leaf Blower Bloodbath.

[Mia]

Coming soon to a theater near you.

[Different]

Somebody sent me this movie, and I'm a little skeptical about watching it.

[Mia]

"This movie really blows!" -Movie critic

[Mia]

"This movie was so bad, I had to leaf the theater!" -Another movie critic

[Mia]

I don't know what I'm on about anymore.

[Mia]

I don't like scary movies.

[Mia]

I am too timid for that stuff.

[Mia]

So instead I spam pictures of leaf blowers on a forum site.

[Mia]

Because why not, this pizza has to cook anyway.

[Mia]

This pizza is gonna be so dang tasty

[Mia]

Are we at the new page yet?

[Mia]

Can I stop this madness?

[Different]

This right here is frightening to me:

[Mia]

Should I go play Suika instead?

[Mia]

You know what's frightening to me?

[Mia]

The fact that we're still 999,351 pages away from completion.

[Different]

You know what's frightening to me?

I hope it's not a leaf blower 🤨