Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

26 guests are like "right on mia, you tell 'em"

[Mia]

i want a christmas event on suika

[Mia]

they could turn the fruits into ornaments, wreaths, snowballs, etc.

[Different]

i did EXACTLY what Homer did. if they don't give a dang about you, then don't give a dang about your work

CEO: Mia, if you don't like it, we'll replace you with someone who can do your job a lot better than you can. In the meantime, we're reducing your minimum wage back to $7.25 an hour 😈🤠🤑

Mia:

[Mia]

CEO: Mia, if you don't like it, we'll replace you with someone who can do your job a lot better than you can. In the meantime, we're reducing your minimum wage back to $7.25 an hour 😈🤠🤑

Mia:

in the meantime ceo, i'll be reducing my politeness level from not caring to a middle finger salute

[Mia]

"hey mia, can you train the new guy?"

"why do i have to train people that are making exactly the same amount as me?"

[Different]

"hey mia, can you train the new guy?"

"why do i have to train people that are making exactly the same amount as me?"

CEO: Because you're a broke boy and I'm corporate. My bank account, and ego, is so massive that it takes up a whole bunch of land real estate down in Texas. Someone threw up in the bathroom. We're giving you Janitorial services for tonight because our Janitor basically called out.

Mia:

[Mia]

ceo: "Let's increase our productivity! if you work really hard this year, you get a pizza party"

ceo: *under his breath* "...and i'll have an extra lambo in my parking garage"

[Mia]

CEO: Because you're a broke boy and I'm corporate. My bank account, and ego, is so massive that it takes up a whole bunch of land real estate down in Texas. Someone threw up in the bathroom. We're giving you Janitorial services for tonight because our Janitor basically called out.

Mia:

"it was me sir, i threw up in the bathroom. i think i have a stomach bug, i think i should head out early and go rest"

[Different]

@Mia How far can you get in Holo No Suika? These guys are making a joke out of us. I can probably reach 10k, but 12k is preposterous.

[Mia]

@Mia How far can you get in Holo No Suika? These guys are making a joke out of us. I can probably reach 10k, but 12k is preposterous.

sure, I can give it another go

[Different]

"it was me sir, i threw up in the bathroom. i think i have a stomach bug, i think i should head out early and go rest"

CEO: No problem. I'll just let everyone know that they won't be leaving until you clean the mess up, anyways.

Mia:

[Different]

sure, I can give it another go

Alright cool. I'm gonna try, too. The gap is what basically screwed me up. My goal is 11k.

[Mia]

CEO: No problem. I'll just let everyone know that they won't be leaving until you clean the mess up, anyways.

Mia:

"i'll clean it up as long as i can pour the mess all over your convertible's seats. the car's top is still down, isn't it?"

[Mia]

There are 21k people watching Fuwamoco right now

LOOK AT ALL THESE RED SUPERCHATS

red superchats are donations $100 and above

[Mia]

They made over $500 in one hour of streaming

[Mia]

i wish i got paid $500 an hour to sing songs

[Mia]

ok enough jealousy, let's play some suika

[Different]

"i'll clean it up as long as i can pour the mess all over your convertible's seats. the car's top is still down, isn't it?"

CEO: Mia, dear, is that anyway to treat your new CEO like that? Shame on you! Btw, it's a 2023 Bugatti Chiron. It's worth more than your parents house. Burn! 🔥👀

Mia:

[Different]

I'm doing a thread on Jealous, eventually. It's very interesting.