Has anyone had a near death experience, or just a simply scary experience from your childhood?
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       Once I was walking In my back yard quand j'etait petit. Our fence has these lamps on it every couple sections around our backyard. We were having a fire at night and I was walking alongside the fence and I stuck my hand out to lean on the fence. I put my hand right in front of one of the lamps and began to lean. A split second before my hand would've hit the lamp I turned and looked at I and saw a large black widow spider the size of the entire face of the lamp. If I hadn't noticed right before, my hand would've landed right on top of the spider. I would've likely been bitten as soon as my hand touched its back.
      I probably Wouldn't have died if bitten though since the type of Black Widow we have here is the less venomous variant of the two. Either way, I'd have ended up in the hospital.

        Or that other time I took a bet to jump off of a 4 story building.

I really miss the old days, who was here in 2008-2009?

What stats do you use for: 1) levels like campaign, lotw etc 2) traps or anything else I missed, I use 100 45 rest.

Oh hi JV2.

I'm doing a little stand-up comedy gig through my university tomorrow and am pretty excited. It'll be my second time doing this kind of thing and the first time went really well. The only problem was that a number of people got offended when I said "minigolf is the whitest sport since the slave trade", but what're ya gonna do. I'm gonna be pretty edgy this time so hopefully I don't get expelled 

Guys please post your best dark jokes here I want to see what you've got.x


As a7x3 stated below, keep it appropriate. "Dark Humor" Doesn't always mean inappropriate.

Cross posting this from acid

Let's say in this hypothetical situation that you could revive a human being, but only by killing another. 

Now, do you think it would be 'right' to kill a murderer to revive the innocent person that he killed?

If yes, then what about a serial killer? How would we determine who to revive? It's one for one, so obviously families of the dead would all want theirs alive. So who do we choose, and how?

Another question, would you kill someone just to revive a loved one?

Where does your morality lie?

Signature images are not showing up on threads, as you can see by the link below. (I don’t know right now for sure if any other images on here are not working, if I find anything else I’ll make sure to add it onto the thread).

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I was thinking... with the recent influx of accounts online, there's been some talk of being able to get Derron to be full once again. If we were able to do this, I had the idea:

- Everyone on the server earns the jump-start hat + epic upgrade
- One person on the server is randomly selected to win Epic Everything

Thoughts? This is in no way an official thread and it could very well never happen. It was sort of just a brain-child of mine. Let me know what you think!

Note: this would be a one-time prize.

Jiggmin logged in for the first time about a half hour ago at the time of this post!

After seeing Eternal's post about hats, I felt like this would be a great time to introduce PR2 to what its been missing the entire time and an idea I've had for a while: the Bowler Hat!

Ability: Similar to Oddjob from the James Bond series, players who wear the bowler hat can throw it out to a range of around ~7ish blocks, which then returns back to the player. It acts as any other weapon. The bowler hat's ability takes up the item slot of the player wearing it, having one use. This use however recharges over a certain time period. Normal items will override the item slot, giving the player the chance to still use regular items in case the level requires it.

How to Earn: This section can honestly be whatever the community wishes it to be. Random level, F@H points, or a specific level. Maybe even a contest. All I ask is that I get it for free

Looks: Pretty simple, really. Looks like any typical bowler hat one may see, with a tiny bow and ribbon wrapped around the base of the hat. The hat itself is the normal color option the player has, with the epic upgrade being able to color the bow and ribbon.

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I think that's basically everything that goes into a hat. Potentially OP? Maybe, but I'm not the one who would be putting it in, so they can do the fine-tune balancing