It's that time of year and Eggnog is widely available again!

Personally I think Eggnog is pretty great, but over time I've heard many people say they don't really like it so I'm curious what the people of JV have to say. Traditionally Eggnog had alcohol but the stuff in supermarkets doesn't have any (can probably be found some places), if you've tried alcoholic Eggnog let us know how it was

If you've only ever tried Eggnog once I recommend you try it again, and ideally try a couple different brands as some brands' Eggnog are much better than others. Borden and Target's brand Favorite Day have great Eggnog so there's a few I can recommend. If Eggnog is too strong for you try mixing in a little regular milk and tasting again (or trying a "light" Eggnog)

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A hat where it instantly adds 2 minutes to the time completed on top of the x2 Exp. I call it the Rank Swaggin Hat.

A hat where the gravity gets set to -10 on every level. I call it the Weeeee!!!!! Hat.

A hat that lets you break brick blocks that are on the floor. I call it the Diggy Dolt Hat.

A hat that sets the timer to 15 seconds remaining when you hit the finish block. I call it the Y'all Better Run Hat.

A hat that let's you break Crumble blocks 50% easier. I call it the Rock Noggin Hat.

A hat that shoots out laser guns, swords, and ice waves at random intervals. I call it the Alien Hat.

A hat that removes all opponent's hats from the level. I call it the Anti Hat.

A hat that lets you double jump. I call it the Ouncy Bouncy Hat.

A hat that reduces all of your stats by 25 points. I call it the Going Easy Hat.

A hat that stuns opponents upon entry to the race. I call it the False Start Hat.

A hat that replaces all sound effects to a HONK noise. I call it the Goose Hat.

A hat that cats wear. Lets you scratch and stun nearby opponents. I call it the Cat in the Hat.

A hat that lets you go through right arrow blocks from the left side. I call it the Devious Trapper Hat.

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There, that's a baker's dozen of hat ideas. And I think they are the best ideas ever conceived.

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Male or female? Or perhaps both or neither?

Im male, and i feel like being male is best.

Definitely better for me.

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Please read this thread before you vote! Now, before I continue, DMS stands for DRUGS, MONEY, and SEX. Why did I label this as the deadly trifecta? Because in a lot of clever ways, this can be used to destroy your character, values, and dignity. I'm not saying that these things are bad for you; I'm saying that in the wrong hands, it can be used to destroy you in a lot of clever ways. People have ended up with broken relationships, prison time, murdered, and a lot of other horrible things because they didn't play their cards right. Let's start with DRUGS...



Big pharmacy corporations are making a ridiculous killing off of you guys because you're constantly buying DRUGS to ease your problems, or maybe give you extreme pleasure, right? Whatever the case may be, plenty of people turn to DRUGS for personal reasons unknown; either someone got them hooked on it, they saw their friends and family members do it, so they figured 'why not?'... or they made the personal decision to do DRUGS themselves.

There are so many powerful DRUGS out there. Take FENTANYL for example... do you realize how powerful this DRUG is? Even though it has some nasty side effects, it can still bring extreme pleasure to some people; maybe that's why they take it, who knows. This shit is more powerful than HEROIN itself. Also, I do know that if you ever get ADDICTED to it, or any other DRUG for that matter, you could end up in a COMA, depending on how your body will respond to it.

At the end of the day, DRUGS can be classified as one of THE ROOTS OF ALL EVIL, due to its side effects. Some might argue that they're good for you. I'm not saying that all of them are bad. I'm saying that a lot of them can be pretty bad.



We've all heard that old expression, "time is MONEY", right? Well, it can also be classified as one of THE ROOTS OF ALL EVIL, depending on how you use it. If you owe somebody MONEY for a job that they did for you, and you don't pay them upfront as promised, they might just end up inflicting some serious PAIN on you to pay off your debt. This can also be true with a LOAN SHARK as well. These people don't ****ing play around, man. They will beat and batter you senseless until you pay off your debts.

People don't play with their MONEY, my guy. You could get locked up for student loans, sued over debts you've placed a company in, and shot over taking MONEY that isn't your's; not to mention shot over gambling bets that you never lived up to. It's VERY common to get shot over borrowing money from someone and not paying them back. Sometimes, they'll charge you interest because you missed your deadlines.

When you're poor, down on your luck, nobody to turn to, and you have zero resources, then you'll do almost anything to make a buck when the opportunity is presented to you. If someone told you to go and commit a MURDER for $25,000, you'd be surprised to know that you just might do it to make ends meet. If someone told you to go bark like a dog wearing panties or underwear, then you'll probably do it at the right price. People do humiliating things for money. You catch my drift.

At the end of the day, there's nothing wrong with hustling for MONEY; just as long as you're working for it and doing the right thing. But, there is something wrong with settling a debt with someone by shooting them.



When it comes to SEX, this tool can be used by someone (whom you find immensely attractive) to get something from you. If you're one of those weak-minded souls who are ADDICTED to SEX, then you could end up being a sugar daddy/mommy for the wrong reasons. Imagine loosing your V-CARD to the wrong person. God knows how many men/women they've slept with over the past years; all their problems are now attached to you. Hell, you could catch an STD from this person.

When you suddenly find yourself having sexual, intrusive thoughts related to PORN, or you become ADDICTED to SEX, then you'll understand what did it and what happened. Everybody is different, which means not everyone will be ADDICTED to SEX like others will. Having an ADDICTION to SEX isn't necessarily a bad thing. But, if you're ADDICTED for the wrong reasons related to pornographic activities, then that can be a serious problem.

All of a sudden you find yourself picking up hookers off the street, or you find yourself constantly trying to fill the VOID at a massage parlor... who knows. The devil knows that SEX can be immensely ADDICTING because the average person has it just about once a week. Again, this isn't a bad thing. However, if you find yourself being a SEX slave to make MONEY for a living, or someone (whom you're not even in a relationship with) is manipulating you for your MONEY, then it can be pretty bad.

At the end of the day, at least half of us have been a victim of one of these DMS trifectas. It's nothing to play with, and the devil can and will use one of these flavors of ADDICTION to destroy your life! At some point in life, you'll be tempted to participate in one of these activities.

So, now that I've explained how the DMS trifecta can ruin your life in the WORST way possible, which one of these things do you think can be the BIGGEST ROOT OF ALL EVIL? Just remember: at the end of the day, the DEVIL doesn't give a shit about you.

Which ever one of these you get hooked on for the wrong reasons, the DEVIL will take advantage of the situation. It's all about maintaining control over your actions and playing your cards right. Playing the wrong card could destroy your personality and well being. Then it's GAME OVER after that.

Simming and Macroing Megathread
I have been a little hesitant to post this thread at all since this isn't the kind of a thing that I don't like seeing a ton of people do.. but I would rather this information be public than have an unfair advantage within pr2 and constantly be answering questions about it. This way newer players (and older players) that are curious about how suddenly the ranks are way higher than they used to be, have the information available to them.

What is simming / macroing?
Simming (like simulating) is artificially gaining experience. For pr2, this consists of playing a map using four accounts with exp hat for extra exp or kong hats for extra GP, automatically finishing the map after 2 minutes, then repeating. Macroing is the exact same thing, but without a human pressing the buttons (using a tool to repeat the task). This is why you see tons of people online, but only a few of them that are actually active.

History
Simming and macroing has been going on since the start of pr2, it is no new thing. It has however evolved substantially over time. Jiggmin originally didn't want simming or macroing to be allowed at all - which is why you may remember such barriers like "pick the cat" to stop macroers. Multiple players still managed to find exploits to surpass this and found new ways to earn exp like DM simming, campaign exploits, and obj simming. Macroing was frowned upon and a bannable offence for the majority of pr2's history - but is now allowed.

Should you sim / macro?
I guess that depends if you think it's worth it.. Does simming make you cool ? Meh. Will it help you rank up and have better stats - definitely 
There are many other ways to earn exp and ranks nowadays with contests like Trial and Error, GGP Deluxe, and even Level of The Week. You can also fold up to 8 tokens now (100 mil FAH points) which is a good alternative especially if you have a good GPU. I myself have gained a substantial amount of exp from these contests and folding.
In my opinion, there is really no reason to macro/sim anymore, and it is very unlikely you will catch up in terms of ranks to the top macroers (Colind, AlphaZ, FDX3), but nonetheless it is an option.

Types of sims
There are a few different types of simming, each has its pros and cons:

1P sim

• 1 Player will gain all the exp, others will get none
  
• Fast, exactly 2 minutes
  

• 1st player will gain the most exp, 2nd player will gain decent exp, 3rd player will gain some exp, 4th player will earn hardly any exp
  
• Slightly longer than 2 minutes
  

• Each player will gain lots of exp, each player beats the other by hitting more finish blocks
  
• Requires manual input at the 2-minute time stamp (quit on first -> sword on 2nd quit on second -> sword on third quit on third -> sword on 4th quit on 4th reset)
  
• Video on how to obj sim
  

• Open 4 pr2 screens at whatever dimensions you want, or drag to the four corners to fill the entire screen
  
• Download Bls1999's special executable with 5 pr2's that open all at once here, WARNING it may crash...
  

• Windows: Tinytask (completely free)
  
• Mac: MurGaa  (free trial)