Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

And the million dollar question was...



In 1718, which pirate died in battle off the coast of what is now North Carolina?

A. Calico Jack
B. Blackbeard
C. Bartholomew Roberts
D. Captain Kidd

[Mia]

Being the smart cookie that I am, I knew the answer was Blackbeard.

[Mia]

Too bad I wasn't on the show that night, because the contestant walked away with the half a million.

[Mia]

As I left Olive Garden, I noticed something.

[Mia]

This wasn't a truthful storytelling at all! This was just nonsense that I came up with to fill up spam posts!

[Mia]

And it worked, as well. We had gained an extra 3 pages out of it.

[Mia]

That's when Mia decided that Mia could talk in the third person.

[Mia]

There's no telling what kind of mischief I could get into with that.

[Mia]

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and get real high.

[Mia]

So I turned on the TV and watched the DVD logo bounce around the screen.

[Mia]

I watched it for hours hoping that just once, it would go right into the corner.

[Mia]

But it never did. Legends say that DVD logo has never hit the corner.

[Mia]

I'm out of things to talk about.

[Different]

But I kept hearing these really loud crunching noises coming from way over on the other side.

Tbh with you, I don't know how people make a living doing this for YouTube ? You gotta have balls of steel to do stuff like this just for content. People asked him to do it too, I bet.

[Mia]

Tbh with you, I don't know how people make a living doing this for YouTube ? You gotta have balls of steel to do stuff like this just for content. People asked him to do it too, I bet.

What would you do if you were in the library studying for an exam, and that guy sits down and starts crunching on celery?

[Mia]

Would you tell the librarian, yell at him, throw hands, try to tune him out, or leave the library?

[Different]

Would you tell the librarian, yell at him, throw hands, try to tune him out, or leave the library?

Well, I'd politely ask him to stop because the last thing you wanna do is get into a physical altercation with somebody in a public library. If the behavior persists, then we might have to meet up outside and deal with this problem because I'm not trying to get banned from the library. What about you?

[Mia]

Well, I'd politely ask him to stop because the last thing you wanna do is get into a physical altercation with somebody in a public library. If the behavior persists, then we might have to meet up outside and deal with this problem because I'm not trying to get banned from the library. What about you?

I probably wouldn't say anything directly, to be honest. I'm a really patient and forgiving person. If the noise continues for an extended amount of time, I might tell the librarian.

[Mia]

Although deep down, I'd love to do something like this.

[Different]

@Mia Bro, this 9k run is really difficult. If I could just keep those annoying ones from reaching the bottom, then I think I'll be good to go.