DESSERTS ?????

[Different]

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The purpose of this thread is to promote desserts and stimulate a ravishing response towards dessert addictions, guilty pleasures, and cheat days. So if you’re currently someone who is trying to cut down on sugar, lose weight, prevent cavities, or you’re a diabetic, then you might is well leave, right now. I’m not your friend, here. I’m going to make it very difficult for you to resist desserts. So unless you have that drive and discipline… don’t read any further. Depending on the conversation, I may even play devil’s advocate. Happy reading!

When’s the last time you stopped by your favorite bakery store and bought yourself a delicious, HOMEMADE PEACH COBBLER PIE with 2 ravishing scoops of vanilla ice cream to eat, huh? Or what about the time when someone (who can really cook and bake their ass off) made you a delicious, scrumptious, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE with whipped cream and red strawberry juice just drizzling and dripping down the sides of the cake? The deliciousness of the sweet temptation to sink your teeth into a BOSTON CREAM PIE CAKE with a very sexy chocolate ganache is both rewarding and satisfying. Or what about putting your molars through an intense workout with some divine, scrumptiously irresistible, PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE CHIP BANANA MUFFINS?

You know your lactose intolerance just got thrown out the window when you sucked the living hell out of a frozen dairy, STRAWBERRY RIPPLE MONSTER SHAKE. Or what about a dazzling, CHOCOLATE-VANILLA OREO-DONUT PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM SANDWICH MONSTER MILKSHAKE topped out with whipped cream on top? It’s really a delicious trap if you think about it because it’s like our taste buds sends signals to our brain telling us that this stuff is really good to eat. Then once that happens, we just ignore how many thousands of calories it is and eat it anyway. This is why so many people are fat, have cavities, and are diabetics. It’s that damn sugar that gives us the adrenaline rush to devour more desserts. But who gives a shit because we’re living for the moment! Stop ignoring your inner child and put a spanking on those molars and taste buds!

You’ve been working too damn hard not to reward yourself with a delectable, exquisite, jaw-dropping brownie cheesecake baked by the gods (set to perfection) just to satisfy you. For all you obsessed brownie lovers out there, you know what it’s like to orgasm over the taste of a devilishly handsome brownie with all the fixings topped off to make you empty out your wallets, bone-dry, while you could care less about your weight. Supermarkets need to make money off your ass. Just be a kid at the candy store for once and go try this stuff. You can always brush and floss your molars later.

It takes a tremendous amount of discipline to the highest degree to turn something like this down. So why fight it? Eat it in moderation, you’ll be alright. All that ooey-gooey golden icing just melting and dripping down those soft, sweet rolls baked to perfection. It just takes you down a trip to paradise melting in your mouth when you get to sink your molars into a cinnamon farm producing homemade perfection just the way you like it! It’s so damn, indescribably good that it’ll give you an orgasm. Just try one, it won’t hurt your diet. You really can’t escape this stuff, which is why cheat days exist because nobody is that disciplined. Anyone who says they are is just lying to impress you.

Billboards, YouTube advertisements, website advertisements, TV commercials; they’re everywhere! They beat the same subliminal messages into your subconscious mind to get you to buy this stuff! Or what about using reverse psychology (which goes against you not wanting sweets) to manipulate you to buy them anyway? There’s all kinds of deception and trickery to get you to buy something. Once you buy it and try it, the dopamine and serotonin neurotransmitters activates in your brain making you develop a strong desire to want more, eventually. But you know what… we accept it as normal because of the smooth marketing, tastiness, and aesthetic appeal. This is why people develop guilty pleasures, btw.

If you ever run into somebody who can really bake and cook their ass off, then it becomes exceedingly challenging to resist another bite because it’s a 5 star meal that you just can’t refuse! Just imagine getting invited to a family get-together and all the food (including desserts) just happens to be incredibly delicious. Everyone else is eating desserts but you. Sure, be the odd one out and watch your weight or something. But then there’s that reverse psychology again when someone really clever ends up getting you to eat it anyway. But why fight it, man?! It’s too delicious to even debate about it in the first place.

If you ever get into a relationship with someone who can cook their ass off, then you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Your hot girlfriend/wife is constantly surrounding you with all these desserts to eat (even though she’s still in shape) when you get home from work. Are you really going to hurt her feelings and turn it all down, especially when it’s your favorite?? It’s tough!

Don’t sit here and lie to me and say that you don’t have cheat days, pal. Someone or something will eventually make you crack at some point because no one is bullet proof towards desserts; no one! That 2,000lb gorilla is always riding your back applying pressure to get you to eat a slice of pie, a piece of cake, a cookie or something! It won’t kill you to try just one, mate. Sooner or later that gorilla is going to crush you and throw your back out because the devil will always try to drive you mentally insane with all these commercials, ads, and dreams of eating desserts. Prove me wrong. Tell me you’re better than that. How disciplined are you enough to not let that gorilla incident happen? Before you do, please have a look at these 100 different recipes below the sources.

You want more? Here you go! We can keep this up all day long, I don’t give a damn. I mean, why wouldn’t you want to experience the ooey-gooey, triple chocolate icing deluxe while sinking your teeth into some Oreo cookies sitting on top of a heavenly, 2-layer cake filled with vanilla and chocolate dreams? Just the thought of crunching down on the chocolate crumbles filled with joy will make you want to reminisce on the simpler things in life. Or how about a couple scoops of vanilla ice cream to match the exquisiteness of it all? If you’ve survived by this point, then you my friend have earned yourself a golden medal. But if not, then go and treat yourself to something nice! I got the hook ups below the sources, just for you!

SOURCES

https://heatherlikesfood.com/category/course/desserts/

https://www.food.com/ideas/top-dessert-r...0#c-791390

[Master Raiden]

Anything in moderation is fine and I love enjoying a nice dessert. Ice cream is up there on my list, but I normally choose to have something different like a cake when I go out because I can simply buy a pint ice cream from the store for nearly the same price as a scoop from a restaurant or ice cream shop. Milkshakes look pretty tempting too, but I've never tried one before because it just seems like a bit too much sugar to consume in one go when you have a huge milkshake with heaps of sweet stuff added on top of it.

I don't just go for standard stuff though. I like to go a bit fancy, because it's those desserts that can give me a flavor experience that I can't find anywhere else, and that's what makes them memorable.

Here are some desserts I've had the pleasure of eating in recent years:

[Different]

Anything in moderation is fine and I love enjoying a nice dessert. Ice cream is up there on my list, but I normally choose to have something different like a cake when I go out because I can simply buy a pint ice cream from the store for nearly the same price as a scoop from a restaurant or ice cream shop. Milkshakes look pretty tempting too, but I've never tried one before because it just seems like a bit too much sugar to consume in one go when you have a huge milkshake with heaps of sweet stuff added on top of it.

I don't just go for standard stuff though. I like to go a bit fancy, because it's those desserts that can give me a flavor experience that I can't find anywhere else, and that's what makes them memorable.

With milkshakes, you could say the same thing in terms of certain flavors and toppings that are above standards, which in return would make them memorable as well. When it comes to cheat days, I advise you to at least pick a fast food/restaurant where you can order a milkshake with your favorite, ice cream toppings on it. You don’t have to go above and beyond on all the toppings, but at least stop by an ice cream shop and buy yourself a gelato milkshake made with real gelato. Then once you develop a great, first impression, you might consider on customizing it with cookie crumbs, marshmallows, donuts, etc. It’s a major cheat day, basically.

Here are some desserts I've had the pleasure of eating in recent years:

Tell me more about these desserts because I’ve tried to identify them, but I couldn’t.

[Master Raiden]

Tell me more about these desserts because I’ve tried to identify them, but I couldn’t.

In the first image:
1. That was some chocolate mousse cake with a vanilla macaron
2. A chocolate lava cake with hazelnut ice cream behind it. It looks cool, but all the stuff inside it leaks out and it's hard to spoon it up afterwards.

Second image:
1. The handbag-looking thing on the left is encased in white chocolate, and the inside is vanilla, pistachio, berries and almond.

2. The next one with the flowers on it is chocolate and orange with earl grey

3. The "log" with "moss" and butterflies on it is dark chocolate, almond, matcha and raspberry

Third image:
1. This was a really impressive looking lemon meringue dessert
2. The one on the left is a peach and lychee flavored. The outside of the cake, and the decorative element on top is made of some colored white chocolate.
The other one is guava, blood orange, matcha and pistachio. This wasn't really that good. The guava tasted weird, but it was still nice to try it.

[Mia]

My favorite dessert is pie, by a long shot. There's so many different flavors, I could never get tired of it. It helps that I really like fruit, and apple pie might be my favorite food of all time.

[Addy]

whats the difference between cinnamon toast french toast bites and bread pudding?

[Different]

whats the difference between cinnamon toast french toast bites and bread pudding?

The cinnamon French toast bites involve slicing bread up into individual pieces with semi-thick, milk and egg texture that’s stuffed with icing on the inside, and cinnamon as well. The bread pudding would obviously involve thicker slices of bread, and it’s slightly different than the cinnamon toast french bites because you would prepare it differently with slightly different textures.